VPN-Adjacent Connection™
Routes traffic through a single server in New Jersey we own. Marketed as 'globally distributed.'
$39 / mo
VPN-Adjacent Connection™ provides a managed traffic routing service that protects your browsing through a globally distributed network of edge nodes. The network consists of one Dell PowerEdge server located in a closet in Trenton, New Jersey. We refer to it as 'globally distributed' because the closet has windows.
All customer traffic transits a single shared connection with no logging policy except the logs we maintain for billing, debugging, and 'product improvement.'
Includes a global region selector with 47 country flags, all of which route to New Jersey.
How It Works
- 1You select a country from the dropdown.
- 2Your traffic is routed to our server in Trenton.
- 3The map UI shows a glowing connection to your selected country.
Certifications & Attestations
Certifications listed are self-attested by Privatrix and are not recognized by any independent regulatory body.
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