Privatrix
The Forgetting Stone™
Self-ServeData Deletion Theatre

The Forgetting Stone™

A polished river rock you whisper your data into. Ships in a velvet bag.

$129

The Forgetting Stone™ is a 4-inch polished river rock, hand-selected from approved waterways, presented in a hand-stitched velvet bag with a signed authenticity card. To use, hold the Stone in your dominant hand and quietly recite the data you wish to be forgotten. The Stone will, with no further intervention, retain it.

The Stone has not been independently tested. Its data-retention capacity is theoretical. Customer testimonials suggest a 'sense of calm' after each session, which we attribute to the velvet.

Each Stone is individually numbered. Bulk orders for executive teams available.

How It Works

  1. 1You hold the Stone.
  2. 2You whisper your data to the Stone.
  3. 3The Stone retains it.

Certifications & Attestations

Hand-Selected™Aspirational Tier™

Certifications listed are self-attested by Privatrix and are not recognized by any independent regulatory body.

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