GDPR-Adjacent™ Compliance Pack
A laminated PDF declaring you 'spiritually aligned with GDPR.'
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The GDPR-Adjacent™ Compliance Pack is a 47-page laminated bound PDF that affirms your organization is 'spiritually aligned with the principles of GDPR.' The pack does not constitute legal advice, certification, or factual accuracy. It is, however, beautifully bound.
Each pack includes a personalized cover page, a checklist of articles you have 'engaged with,' and a foreword by our Chief Compliance Theatre Officer.
Recommended for organizations whose board is satisfied by tangible artifacts.
How It Works
- 1We print a PDF.
- 2We laminate the PDF.
- 3We mail you the PDF in a tube.
Certifications & Attestations
Certifications listed are self-attested by Privatrix and are not recognized by any independent regulatory body.
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