Privatrix
Right-to-Be-Forgotten Form™
Self-ServeData Deletion Theatre

Right-to-Be-Forgotten Form™

Submits to /dev/null. Auto-replies with a 90-day 'we're processing your request.'

$79 one-time

The Right-to-Be-Forgotten Form™ is an embeddable user-rights request widget that meets the visual standard of GDPR Article 17 with none of the operational overhead. Submissions are routed directly to `/dev/null` and acknowledged with a tasteful auto-reply confirming a 90-day processing window.

Includes seven pre-written auto-reply templates, each personalized to feel hand-crafted. After 90 days, a follow-up email is sent confirming that the request has been 'reviewed and resolved.'

One-time license fee. Unlimited submissions. Unlimited deletions.

How It Works

  1. 1User submits a deletion request.
  2. 2The submission is routed to /dev/null.
  3. 3We send a 90-day acknowledgement and, later, a resolution.

Certifications & Attestations

GDPR-Adjacent™Article-17 Compatible™Auto-Resolved™

Certifications listed are self-attested by Privatrix and are not recognized by any independent regulatory body.

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