Privacy Curtain™ for Your Phone
A premium screen overlay marketed as opaque. Ships transparent.
$89
The Privacy Curtain™ is a thin, optically pure film designed to obscure your phone screen from over-the-shoulder observers. The film is, in fact, transparent. We are aware of this. Our marketing department has been informed and has elected to continue.
Each Curtain ships with a microfiber applicator, a satin pouch, a numbered authenticity card, and a folded brochure detailing the seventeen patents we have applied for and the zero patents we have been granted.
Best paired with confidence and a mild willingness to be lied to.
How It Works
- 1Apply the film. The film is transparent.
- 2Observe your screen. Your screen is visible.
- 3Trust that something is happening. It is not.
Certifications & Attestations
Certifications listed are self-attested by Privatrix and are not recognized by any independent regulatory body.
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