Privatrix
Compliance Calendar 2026™
Self-ServeCompliance Theatre

Compliance Calendar 2026™

A wall calendar with 365 different made-up frameworks.

$49

The Compliance Calendar 2026™ is a 12-month wall calendar featuring 365 unique compliance frameworks, one per day, all invented by our editorial team. Frameworks include 'EUDORA-3,' 'NIST-π Companion,' and 'ISO/IEC 0000-Plus.'

Each month features a different fake auditor of the month, a productivity tip from our Chief Trust Officer, and a 'Did You Know' fact about compliance that we did not check.

Ships in a tube. Suitable for office, conference room, or home office display.

How It Works

  1. 1You hang the calendar.
  2. 2Each day reveals a new framework.
  3. 3You experience a year of vague concern.

Certifications & Attestations

Editorially Reviewed™Print-Verified™

Certifications listed are self-attested by Privatrix and are not recognized by any independent regulatory body.

You May Also Want to Appear Compliant With

AirGap-as-a-Service™
EnterpriseEncryption Theatre

AirGap-as-a-Service™

Cloud-hosted air-gap. Logged to S3.

Contact Sales

Quantum-Resistant Voicemail™
Self-ServeEncryption Theatre

Quantum-Resistant Voicemail™

Your voicemail. With the word 'quantum' in front of it.

$24 / mo

Data Consent Checkbox Simulator™
Self-ServeConsent Theatre

Data Consent Checkbox Simulator™

An embeddable consent checkbox. Auto-checks itself, then briefly un-checks so the user 'sees the choice.'

$299 / site